Jonathan is HeyPoorPlayer's token British person, so expect him to thoroughly exploit this by quoting Monty Python and saying things like "Pip, pip, toodly-whotsit!" for the delight of American readers. He likes artsy-fartsy games, RPGs and RPG-Hybrids (which means pretty much everything at this point). He used to write for Sumonix.com. He's also just realised how much fun it is to refer to himself in the third person like he's The Rock or something.
Witness the aftermath of democracy as the team debate and discuss our top 25 games of the year after the voting has finished and all the dust has settled. Who will win our coveted crystal joystick?
Ready or Not is a bit more thoughtful than your standard FPS, so busting bad guys requires a bit of forethought so you don't turn a raid into a massacre.
Picking apart the pixels of the 8-bit era’s most gorgeous games Look at those graphics! I’ve heard those four words strung together countless times throughout my childhood and even…
Jettomero Will Stomp His Way Into Your Heart Jettomero isn’t a bad guy, he’s just misunderstood. Sure, he may level entire cities, raze forests to the ground, and send…
What happens when the world’s greatest detective becomes the world’s most inept warlock? The stories and mythos of Sherlock Holmes have been adapted practically ad nauseum by now. Between…
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